okay people I get it, I am going to be single until the day I die. the world has proven its point, I am doomed to be single and that is okay now in my books. I must say that, I thought perhaps at some point in my life I might meet someone; so anyone really. Here is the thing I did not meet anyone (on this continent) in high school, I am not doing much better in university, and really honestly I hate (almost)everyone I meet! I think that really unlike most members of my sex who seem to be able just to hook up with anyone suddenly I have standards like: do you know who Comte is and why he was crazy? or be able to respond to his question that would be looking for the answer, Yes I do find Foucualt's idea of the panopitcon and modernity fascinating and I would love to discuss this with you further over a good glass of Pinot Grigio. SO, basically I will be invading all of your lives as a perpetual third wheel. except this, I have.
(this is Maman, one of my favourite sculptures of all time, it is in a installation in germany here which is in the Schwarzwold. She is moved periodically to fully appreciate how she divides space!)
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awe honey. your only 19! you've still got plenty of time to find someone, trust me! not to mention, i don't think you're the only person with a standards problem. do you know how many straight guys my age know nothing about anything that interests me? try talking to someone about music that isn't mainstream shit bands, or food that isn't mcdonalds. it ain't easy.
Dear Ethan,
I don't know who those people are. Does that mean we can't hook up? I was so looking forward to taping my breasts down and donning a strap-on. You've really let me down. Or maybe I've let you down. Oh well, I guess it's written in the starts that we're not meant to be together. Until then, you may want to lower your standards a little, or move to Ireland with me. There's a gay bar around the corner, and some REALLY cute Irish boys. Plus they're pretty much all really good dancers, and I don't mean grinding, I mean dancing.
Love,
Your heartbroken mist(er)ess.
ethan one day you are going to find someone who is so exactly like you it is almost scary.
and you will proceed to be indestructable and take over the world together.
until then, just focus on being fabulous and don't worry about finding someone. when every man in the world wants to get with you, you can take your pick.
until then its called no-strings-attached blowjobs
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