Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Why?!?!?!!

Why do skinny ass little guys find me attractive? I really do not find them attractive! there is nothing attractive about a moving corpse! seriously! there is something wrong with anyone who lusts after these creepy little things that run around thinking they are hot shit! news flash bitches they are not! I hope that eventually they give up trying to get with me because it is not okay that someone I can bench press tries to hit on me. NO!NO!NO! stay away please! I do not care how gay you are even drag queens can be buff!! and I mean they are still hot as men. SO if you are skinny and gross please take my advice buy some FUCKING PROTEIN POWDER GET GYM MEMBERSHIP AND BULK UP A LITTLE BEFORE YOU TRY TO CONVINCE ME TO GO HOME WITH YOU!! this has been a public service announcement from concerned homo from Peterborough. thank you

1 comment:

panda said...

oh dear.. if it makes you feel better, i'm perpetually hit on by straight uber dorks with bad clothes who talk to much about uninteresting things.