Thursday, January 29, 2009

je voudrais un croissant

why doesn't this happen whenever i ride the elevator?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

bang bang!

why does this make me think of my friends?

Monday, January 26, 2009

pj harvey's home remedy for misery


1. silence my lady head
2. get girl out of my head
3. douse hair with gasoline
4. set it light and set it free.




repeat

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Recipes That Rock the Mixes!!

(picture added by kathryn lol)

THE BLUE FREEZEE 
I discovered this at Claire's house when I asked for vodka.
2 oz (2 shots for the rest of you one for Krystyna and I) Smirnoff BlueBerry Vodka
3 oz Sprite
1 wedge Lemon squeezed 
combine in martini shaker with crushed Ice and drink
or if you like the fizz pour in glass stir with straw and drink

KILLER CHRISTMAS SCREWDRIVER
A family favourite at Chez Barclay-Ennew-Culp
In a martini shaker half filled with crushed ice fill until ice floats with vodka
then fill until pink with cranberry juice, finish with just enough orange juice to make it opaque
this can also just be done in a glass which is great!
you cannot taste the booze and you get good and drunk :)

these are the first of many new drinks that I have discovered and cannot wait to test on you at your Home-Coming cocktail party! 
Loves you all lots!
And remember! DRINK! A LOT ;) (no seriously)


Saturday, January 24, 2009

newsflash

there's this guy anthony brohan who goes here. he's a dickhead.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

well, that's embarassing...

have you ever been like "HEY, JUDY!" to someone and then you see them and they're definitely NOT judy? yeah i've done that about fifteen times so far this week. i'm about ready to do myself in.

this girl today had the same jacket, height, hair colour as my friend and i was like "HEY!" and she turned towards me and it was this girl i secretly think is really weird because she walks super-fast everywhere and is never ever seen with friends. i was like... "oh, i'm sorry. i thought you were someone else." she looked like she was going to cry. then she just stood there and i was like kind of wanting to walk away by that point but it was all too weird so i started telling her about my friend who looks kind-of like her but skinnier. i didn't say that part don't worry. wow. then i killed myself.

also one thing i've noticed is that people don't say "i'm gonna kill myself" nearly as much as i'm used to. occasionally i'll say it as in "i have a bit of homework that i don't really want to do" and people get really concered, like actually... 

bottom line: people are strange, not least of all me.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

recipe blogs




amanda and i had the fabulous idea that we should all post recipes of our favourite university/college food that we like to make. (this could also include party food, drink mixes, whatever) this is because we all love food, miss gabby's cooking, and don't want our friends to starve.

if you dont have any recipes don't worry. just read ours and make sure to try them!

my first one is called: crunchy chicken and lime noodle salad
it's a good one if you don't have access to much cooking stuff. its supposed to be cold. its refreshing.

-1 skinless, boneless chicken breast (you can buy them already cooked)
-two big handfuls of fresh beansprouts
-2-4 green onions, shredded
-1/2 inch fresh root ginger, peeled and chopped
-garlic. do i need to say how much?
-snow peas (or celery/water chestnuts.. something crunchy)
-5 ounces of instant chinese noodles
-boiling water
-1/2 red chili
-soy sauce
-lime juice
-chili garlic sauce of some kind..(thats what i used instead of putting garlic in) or like hoisin sauce or something tasty.. actually you probably dont even need it)

1. break the noodles into a bowl or something. pour in boiling water and cover for 5-10mins
2. shred the chicken so its in long thin pieces
3. mix the chicken, beansprouts, snow peas, green onions, ginger, garlic, and chili. drain noodles when ready and add these
4. mix together soy sauce and your other choice tasty sauce and pour on mixture. mix it around. then add lime juice.

eat with chopsticks if coordinated.



more to come keep your panties on

new jersey freakshows









i'm gonna puke.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Italian Senator Giulio Andreotti Has A Senate Moment During A TV Interview



to quote somebody's comment: "i thought he died..... lol"

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

my burqa is blue

sit through the german anchorman, trust me, it's worth it.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

you don't listen

you can stop watching it around 'act like a cat', the speaker loses their creative luster there.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

boys on film

everyone have fun going back to school! be sure to update us all when something scandallous happens! :)






love you all!