I have officially experienced college-style living

I know by now I've told you all what happened tonight, October 6th 2008, but I'd like to send this ditty out into the world.
I will tell you all the entire tale and not leave out a single aspect (of interest).

It all went down like this:

Monday night, my roommate Andrea and I were supposed to be studying for our midterms, but got distracted by facebook, and the like. I glanced out my window, at what I thought appeared to a boy looking very intently at his computer. "Haha, I bet he's masturbating" I announced, causing Anj to immediately look out her window to find the boy in question. However, as she began to cast her gaze about, it fell upon a different window, exactly one floor down, and two windows to the left of Happy Boy. That's when she saw this guy sitting on his bed, taking his socks off (we could actually only see his foot and hand).

At this point, a girl entered the scene framed by their unblinded window, lights all a-glow and we saw the guy's hand reach out invitingly and tug her onto the bed, slightly out of sight. "Omg, they're totally having sex!" Anj shouts, and I jump to meet her at the window. We witness legs tangle, toes curl, and bed rocking. The extent of our view reached only calfs and feet.

But then, the girl got up completely topless, and stumbled away from the bed. At which point, she turned around and kicked off her panties. Oh dear. We definitely saw more than we bargained for. Screaming with hysterical laughter, we immediately grabbed the nearest phones to call or text everyone within reach. I left a gasping message on my friend Jacquie's phone, and she called back laughing, "Are they still doing it?" "Yes!" I reply, and in no more than two minutes, she's in our dorm, looking out the window.

So the three of us stand their watching, laughing, and making a sign that says: "Next time close the blinds!".
I cannot begin to describe the hilarity of seeing these people in various positions banging the night away. My God, they clearly had stamina.

Rather unglamorously, they get up, both totally nude, and we get another couple shots of things we didn't need to see (but admittedly and thoroughly enjoyed). Let's just say that someone has a big ass, and someone else must have some italian in him. And works out...but I digress....

And that my friends, is the tale of Krystyna's naivety going out the window...no pun intended. :)
Good night lovelies...I know mine was.
<3

P.S. Will post a picture eventually.