Tuesday, October 28, 2008

five things i've learned


please stand by as i continue to hijack this blog, and present you with five things daniel boyle has learned this week:

  1. don't date politicians! (that should be obvious)
  2. those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. those who do learn from it are doomed to write essays about it.
  3. sanity is a bathtub. in a pinch, lay down in the shower.
  4. people give horrible advice. don't listen!
  5. if the sky is falling... go back to bed.
thank you. and now, sarah palin:


1 comment:

panda said...

I suppose a fetal position in the shower doesn't work quite so well, though that may be my only option.
as to lovely ms palin, "lick my legs I'm on fiiire."