Sunday, June 28, 2009

If you can't do it right...

I have nothing against Ciara. I may even love her a little bit. Especially with Missy.

But bitch, if you're gonna go after Beyonce's crowd, you know you gotta work it out. And I'm sorry, you just don't "work".
(oh the puns!)

Exhibit A




I mean, I could possibly like this if the video wasn't so terrible and distracting. That leg thing she does, like the charlie-brown-shakey-legs just makes me think of the lady on "Best in Show" when she rolls her ankle or whatever. The fashion attempt is a very close rendition of B's, but cheaper looking and unflattering. The song is okay, but I feel like Missy Elliot is the saving grace of the whole enchilada. I just think that if you're going to attempt a knockoff, you want to do it better. And she definitely does not.

Thoughts?

2 comments:

``Krystyna said...

After listening to this again, I'm decided about three more things:

- I'm jealous of Ciara's body
- Missy Elliot isn't actually that great in this
and
- When Ciara is dancing in the blue dress, near the end, she totally pulls an ethan dance move.

panda said...

hmmm
i agree with ye.
it seems like a total rip. and not well pulled at all. i mean she could have at least chosen a better concept. i mean construction site, not that sexy for a lady in early 90s getups.
i miss old missy. i feel like she's not pulling her weight anymore (pun not intended).
the song's not that strong either. better than a lot of crap out there, but not really that good. what happened to real phat beats?