Monday, November 3, 2008

keep it in your pants




7 comments:

garlic boy said...
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garlic boy said...

i read one of those things once and there is some crazy shit. one of them involved taking a mouthful of champagne and putting "your man's" nuts in your mouth. to make him sizzle, of course.

one word: lol

kathryn! said...

hahaha wow.
yeah all the feminist magazines are like 'COSMOPOLITAN IS PURE EVIL IN MAGAZINE FORMAT'... because they had some article on like '10 signs hes a rapist' and one of them was like 'he pulls your chair out for you to sit down' or something. like, what?

``Krystyna said...

I heart cosmo.
They never fail me.

And the champagne works ;)

baha

``Krystyna said...

P.S. I don't understand what that little doo-hickey is supposed to be.

The weird turkey baster bulb thing.

garlic boy said...

by my knowledge of engrish "horny" means soreness or tension so i believe it is an apparatus designed to be filled with warm water and applied to aching muscles. particularly the elbow.

``Krystyna said...

Oh.